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Morning Funnies: Matthew Fox's Mitt Romney Biopic + 'F*ck! I'm In the Twenties'


Mitt Romney and President Obama got out their burn books and zinged the F out of each other last night at some annual dinner for fancy men. Just kidding, their jokes are pretty tame (and Romney's are actually kind of funny? Ahh!). [Gawker]

Speaking of Mitt, Matthew Fox debuted the trailer for a Mitt Romney Lifetime biopic on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. (It starts at 0:50.) He really does look like Mitt! [ABC via NYMag]

fitz.jpgA postcard from F. Scott Fizgerald to himself. :( [Flavorwire]

pooltable1.pngpooltable2.pngPool table. [ThisIsntHappiness]

tumblr_mayy2uDyjM1r0wqrdo1_500.gifThis is the GIF of all GIFS. No need to keep using the Internet, feel free to turn it off now. [The Rumblr via Humortrain]

sPU9A.pngOtter ball! [Reddit]

tumblr_mc202hNLBR1qcb5fko1_500.jpgThe space bar is a magical tool. [FYeahDementia]

tumblr_mc0iqqqi1e1rj8onto1_1280.pngSomeone has made a parody of the popular tumblr-turned-book, Fuck! I'm In My Twenties. It's called, Fuck! I'm In the Twenties and it's awesome. [Slackatory]

panjO.jpgThe perfect, perfect obit for Mad Libs creator Larry Sloan. [Reddit]
tumblr_mbv8ucCTm71r9jodmo1_500.gifPizzamyd. [TheDorseyShawExperience]

DelVal_BotanyPoster3_Blackman.jpgLookin' good, botany! [PizzzaTime]

tumblr_marjtcZHp21qafiyio1_500.jpg Jesus is really nice and totally, totally our best friend, but don't you think He can be so annoying sometimes? [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

Here's Tony Hawk nervously interviewing Louie CK. It's painful to watch, mostly because it's exactly how we act in like 90% of all our interviews. [RatsOff]

tumblr_mbomz2G3nQ1qzr8hno1_1280.jpgScreams, on top of screams, on top of more screams. [MattStopera]

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