Really, really, ridiculously good news: Lady Gaga is in the running for a big part in Zoolander 2!! Apparently, she's being offered $4.8 million to play Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson)'s shared former love interest. [via The Sun]
Wyclef Jean, naturally, spent his 43rd birthday posing in a speedo on his Ducati motorcycle. [via BuzzFeed]
Boo! Miley Cyrus isn't wearing any pants! [via Us Weekly]
After keeping mum about her newborn daughter's name for a few months, Uma Thurman revealed that she named her after a Fiona Apple album. Just kidding! But in all seriousness, the name is very long. It's: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. [via Vulture]
Apparently, 50 Cent is a multi-tasker. [via Twitter]
Coming soon to a HMV near you! [via The Ring Trick]
The Slanket is so 2000-and-late. Meet the Pajancho. [via Jezebel]
Slow and steady wins the dog on a large tortoise race. [via Foodtrucker]
Our new favorite single-purpose Tumblr: Dancing Alone to Pony, "dedicated to the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive." In other words, it's a whole bunch of depressing yet awesome videos of people dancing alone to Ginuwine's 1996 classic jam, "Pony." [via Boing Boing]
Marilyn Monroe and some pumpkins. [via Graves and Ghouls]
We had to break Paper editor in chief David Hershkovits' no-more-cats-on-Papermag.com-rule just this one time. Sorry!! [via Not Kaela]
Hairs 'n chairs. [via Bogwarm]
We both want and don't want this elephant massage. [via Lost at E Minor]
Own it. [via Pony Camp]