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The Morning Funnies: Lady Gaga May Star in Zoolander Sequel + The Pajancho

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Really, really, ridiculously good news: Lady Gaga is in the running for a big part in Zoolander 2!! Apparently, she's being offered $4.8 million to play Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson)'s shared former love interest. [via The Sun]

 Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 12.29.26 AM.pngWyclef Jean, naturally, spent his 43rd birthday posing in a speedo on his Ducati motorcycle. [via BuzzFeed]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 9.04.20 AM.pngBoo! Miley Cyrus isn't wearing any pants! [via Us Weekly]

uma-thurman-300.jpgAfter keeping mum about her newborn daughter's name for a few months, Uma Thurman revealed that she named her after a Fiona Apple album. Just kidding! But in all seriousness, the name is very long. It's: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.  [via Vulture]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 8.47.12 AM.pngApparently, 50 Cent is a multi-tasker. [via Twitter]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 12.30.10 AM.pngComing soon to a HMV near you! [via The Ring Trick]

pajancho.pngThe Slanket is so 2000-and-late. Meet the Pajancho. [via Jezebel]

tumblr_mby8wm2ccY1r01703o2_250.gifSlow and steady wins the dog on a large tortoise race. [via Foodtrucker]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 12.24.23 AM.pngOur new favorite single-purpose Tumblr: Dancing Alone to Pony, "dedicated to the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive." In other words, it's a whole bunch of depressing yet awesome videos of people dancing alone to Ginuwine's 1996 classic jam, "Pony." [via Boing Boing]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 12.30.43 AM.pngMarilyn Monroe and some pumpkins. [via Graves and Ghouls]

tumblr_lvke0bs7Bt1r7ngkno1_500.jpgWe had to break Paper editor in chief David Hershkovits' no-more-cats-on-Papermag.com-rule just this one time. Sorry!!  [via Not Kaela]

tumblr_mb69k0p1HJ1ry2khlo1_500.jpgHairs 'n chairs. [via Bogwarm]

Screen Shot 2012-10-18 at 12.31.51 AM.pngWe both want and don't want this elephant massage. [via Lost at E Minor]

tumblr_m5o3bhRIEG1qdhrwbo1_500.jpgOwn it. [via Pony Camp]

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