Morning Funnies: Oprah Gets the Terry Richardson Treatment + Mana Del Rey

Hunter S. Thompson shaving Johnny Depp's head, no big whoop. [via HuffPo]

XXWeather graphics gone awry.XX [via Hyper Vocal]

The (pre-emptively) best Bane Halloween costume you'll see all season. [via Uproxx]

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will co-host the 70th Annual Golden Globes. [via Celebuzz]

You've met Llama Del Rey but have you had the pleasure of making the acquaintance yet of Mana Del Rey? [via Buzzfeed]

We'd like to be this iphone owner's friend. [via Pleated Jeans]

This is what happens when you answer Craigslist modeling ads. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Here's Oprah in Harper's Bazaar, shot by Terry Richardson. Her rings remind us of diamond brass knuckles. [via Buzzfeed]

Glenn Beck is slinging jeans now -- they're "100% Made in America" and "100% douche-y." [via Hyper Vocal]