Barf o' the day: someone is selling some McDonald's "McJordan" BBQ sauce from 1992. It can be yours for a cool $9,995 (yes, you read that right). [via Eater]Jennifer Aniston went on Chelsea Lately last night and promptly got called out for her "prominent nipples." [via HuffPo]
Hunter S. Thompson shaving Johnny Depp's head, no big whoop. [via HuffPo]
XXWeather graphics gone awry.XX [via Hyper Vocal]
The (pre-emptively) best Bane Halloween costume you'll see all season. [via Uproxx]
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will co-host the 70th Annual Golden Globes. [via Celebuzz]
You've met Llama Del Rey but have you had the pleasure of making the acquaintance yet of Mana Del Rey? [via Buzzfeed]
We'd like to be this iphone owner's friend. [via Pleated Jeans]
This is what happens when you answer Craigslist modeling ads. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
Here's Oprah in Harper's Bazaar, shot by Terry Richardson. Her rings remind us of diamond brass knuckles. [via Buzzfeed]
Glenn Beck is slinging jeans now -- they're "100% Made in America" and "100% douche-y." [via Hyper Vocal] 
Holyshitholyshitholyshit: s'mores cookies. [via