Ke$ha claims she had sex with a gho$t. "I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it." [via Jezebel]
Zooey Deschanel (of course) got her dress stuck on Lucy Liu at the Emmys. [via BuzzFeed]Watch a super-cut of Bruce Willis looking very, very confused. [via Vulture]
A vintage photo of Jack Nicholson eating a watermelon. [via Gin Jack]
The cat's out of the bag (sorta). [via Studiomj] 
Now open on Sundays, thank goodness. [via Dude Guy Kid Bro]
Oh, Dita. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
Reason #495,293 why we love Katy Perry: She had these Daria nails custom-painted in Tokyo. [via Styleite]
Beep boop beep boop beep boop. [via Max Capacity]
The season four poster for The League, y'all!! [via The League]
DIY DMX [via Fantastic Amazing]