Further proof that the folks at The Standard Hotel are geniuses = this new ad. [via BuzzFeed]Our new favorite band, Black Simon and Garfunkel, sing One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful." [via Top5Funniest]
Al and Bill with McDonald's sodas, pasty thighs. [via Pizzza Time]
Have you seen this burrito unicorn? [via Laughter Key]
Clearly some of the teachers on strike in Chicago have visited the Internet... [via Butty Holly]
Not Andrew Garfield's best angle... [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
Fun new single-purpose-Tumblr alert! Coloring for Grown-Ups. [via HuffPo]
Fun new single-purpose Twitter alert! Your Away Message. [via Dose Of Words]
Run, guy, run. [via Victory Boat] 
Levi Johnston named his new daughter, Breeze Beretta, after a gun. [via E!]
Alison Pill accidentally tweeted a topless photo of herself. We have two things to say about this: 1) She looks hot, and 2) Um, plot-twist for Maggie on season 2 of The Newsoom? [via VH1]
Fun with name tags. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
This tomato looks like a butt. [via dar3ialist]
Why yes, yes it is. [via Marianne is Totally Awesome]