1. We're slapping our foreheads just like Bill after learning that the former president's speech last night at the DNC tied in ratings with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. [The Hollywood Reporter] 
2. Mr. Mickey's not the only one "Crashin' Fashion" (har har), check out this super cute photo gallery our friends over at Gothamist compiled entitled "Cats Crash Last Night's Dog Fashion Show." That kitty is seriously rocking some "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day" eyes! [via Gothamist]
3. Weeks before the start of Munich's annual Oktoberfest, organizers are seriously concerned that they won't have enough bottles or keg barrels, due to the spike in beer consumption thought to be caused by unseasonably warm temps. We bet they could find what they're looking for if they scrounged around the basement of the Delta chapter of Sigma Chi. [via npr]
4. Azealia Banks revealed she's made a song for Lady Gaga, though no word on whether it'll appear on Gaga's forthcoming record, ARTPOP. [via Pop Crush] 
5. Look at this cool photo (one among many) that reminds us of a detective's office in a 1930s thriller. It comes from a slideshow of pics taken at Law & Order: SVU actor B.D. Wong's loft. We'd like him to decorate our 12 ft. x 10 ft. bedroom please and thank you. [via New York Times]
6. Following news that NBC picked up Jimmy Fallon's Untitled Hipster Project, we hear that the network is now working with Cee Lo Green on a show loosely based on his own life. Yep, sounds like they've found a winning formula for winning the ratings game. [via Vulture]
