First, in case you missed it, here is the full text and a video of Clint Eastwood's cringe-y, confusing RNC speech in which he talked to a chair that was supposed to be an imaginary Barack Obama while we kept waiting for a devoted middle-aged child to walk out and gently tell dad it was time for bed. Even Tom Brokaw was like, 'Wut. Just. Happened.' Romney's campaign says Eastwood, former mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, is merely an entertainer who was doing some light-hearted ad-libbing and that judging his speech through a political lens "doesn't make sense." Oy. [WaPo; Buzzfeed]
Within minutes of Eastwood taking the stage, someone had already made the Twitter account @InvisibleObama. It has over 45,000 followers.
Fever dream team. [@ZDRoberts] 
A tremendous Simpsons photoshop job. (The headline was originally "Old Man Yells At Cloud.") [Urbaniak via BobbyFinger]
Barack Obama tweeted this response. [DailyIntel]
And now "Eastwooding" is a thing. [TheAtlantic] OK, on to our usual Funnies...
Happier times. [LaughterKey]
How are we just now finding out about perfect Twitter account @Coffee_Dad? He's just a dad who loves his coffee. [Coinfarts] 
OK fine. [RatsOff]
Get that tentacle out of your mouth, woman! [LaughingSquid]
Noooo! Deep sleep puppy leg twitch. [BunnyFood]
Rihanna wants to star in a remake of Scarface. [via MTV] 
Touching butt tribute. [MadeleineFlores]
Speaking of butts. [via Penis Police] 
Aaaaaand.... plop. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]