Controversial Food Network host Paula Deen got the buttery boot from ABC's Dancing with the Stars last night, after offering up a corpse-like jig to Madonna's "Vogue."Deen, along with her rhythm partner Louis van Amsteel, and a few backup dancers, ripped off Madge's Marie Antoinette-themed performance of "Vogue" at the 1990 VMAs.
The result was a cruel bludgeoning of the senses, physically and spiritually.Deen's limbs were all but completely guided by her dedicated dancers, and her attempt to actually vogue came off more like an insecure tween doing a cross between "The Electric Slide" and "Macarena" at a summer swim club's Labor Day BBQ than dancing.
Before her performance, DWTS showed Deen's rehearsal footage, where she obtusely stated that "Madonna is a sexual icon, y'all. (We) don't have anything in common!"
Except for the fact that -- as Gawker's Rich Juzwiak points out -- Deen, whose history of using racial epithets and generally doing racially and culturally insensitive -- if not outright racist -- things has been well-documented, chose a style invented by gay men and trans women of color, and then chose to cover an appropriated cover of that same style (aka Madonna's "Vogue").
Meta in the worst way.
Paula and her poor partner, Louis, received a score of 6 from every judge -- even Olivia Newton-John, who tried to be nice and tell Ms. Deen that she looked "beautiful." No stranger to playing the victim game, Deen claims she was "not surprised" by her elimination, and that the judges were "extra hard on her."
Not sure what Paula's next attempt at a comeback will be, but for now, I hope she sinks back into the boiling bayou whence she came.
Take a deep breath, and watch the train wreck below. 
(photo via ATX Television Festival/Lauren Reynolds)
Last night, Canada defeated its 
The liberal win has many believing a parallel effect could occur in next year's 
Trudeau has pretty much become a worldwide beacon of light overnight.
Like, absurdly so.
I mean... 
Oh, and he's 6 foot 2, according to Google.
And he boxes. 
And has an arm tattoo.
While Canadians are expressing dismay at the current international fixation on Trudeau's crisp blue eyes, eyebrows, and razor jawline (as they should be, since he defeated a racist tyrant and is ushering in a new progressive era for Drake and our other neighbors to the north), the "daddy" phenomenon on Twitter, has of course, slipped its way into the mix.
3. +100
5. Don't bring Carly into this, Joshua.
6. Well, yeah.
8."Prime Daddy Minister."New Grindr tribe?
Mmmmmmmm.
INTO THE WOODS (2014)
THE WITCHES (1990)
THE CRAFT (1996)
SUSPIRIA (1976)
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987)
I MARRIED A WITCH (1942)
BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE (1958)
THE CRUCIBLE (1996)
THE DEVILS (1971)
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, morphed into the regal equivalent of a power attorney pantsuit at a royal banquet for the leaders of China yesterday.
For her first official state dinner, Cathy wore a red-sleeved Jenny Packham dress, and a tiara known as the "Lotus Flower," that every article is making SURE to point out is "on loan" from Queen Elizabeth.
Here are some pictures of the future Queen of England wavering between "I'd rather be watching Mad Men season 4 on Netflix with a giant box of Nilla cookies...."
...and "Oh, right, I'm fucking royal now."
As Huff Post UK reports, following the dinner, Kate and Will 
God save the Mandarin collar.
Happy birthday, Kim Kardashian! 
...to this...
...to being on the cover of Vogue (four times)...
Oh, and 
In less than a decade, you've gone from making potential annual appearances at 
You are Recession America. You are 2010s America. You are social media. You are Conquest. War. Famine. Death.
Hiiii.
You put that femur in a satchel, and in the middle of the night crossed a desolate valley, and bartered it...for a Bentley!
Your sisters were jealous, though.
In honor of Kim's birthday...here is the greatest moment in Keeping Up With the Kardashians lore (aside from Kendall paying the family gardener to do her chores at age 7). 
The latest update for iOS comes with a ton of new emojis, including icons that people have wanted -- nay, needed -- for years, including tacos, burritos, and elusive middle finger. This comes almost a year after the taco was 
"Grace is a Korean-American fashion designer living in San Francisco with her best friend Will, a black gay immigration lawyer."
"This Full House is a Filipino family and it's set in Daly City. The oldest daughter is undocumented and the youngest two were born in the U.S. Also, uncle Jesse is queer."
"These are the Sex and the City girls I'd be friends with!"
Actor/filmmaker/writer/poet/college professor/
Corrigan was involved in a 
Cuadra and Kerkes hoped that by killing Kocis (and essentially kidnapping Corrigan), they would eliminate the competition and establish a new super era of gay porn.
He posted a photo to his Instagram sporting gay underwear brand 
Franco has a long history of playing (and baiting) gay, from Milk to the indie I Am Michael (which is also directed by King Cobra's Justin Kelly).
